You know what I think, vampires are weak, non-controlable, small, brats. What? Was that too harsh? Want to prove me wrong? Go ahead, come and get me. Im not afraid of vampires. I would simply get a silver bullet, and kill whoever trys to get me. Oh wait...was that a false reference. Well, I could use a flashlight to blind whoever trys to get me, and escape.
Now then, come and get me...